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don’t do that
These stories and images still haunt my memories.
Here’s an awesome little piece of history:
Archaeologists in the Burnt City have discovered what appears to be an ancient prosthetic eye. What makes this discovery exceptionally awesome is the striking description of how the owner and her false eye would have appeared while she was still alive and blinking:
[The eye] has a hemispherical form and a diameter of just over 2.5 cm (1 inch). It consists of very light material, probably bitumen paste. The surface of the artificial eye is covered with a thin layer of gold, engraved with a central circle (representing the iris) and gold lines patterned like sun rays. The female remains found with the artificial eye was 1.82 m tall (6 feet), much taller than ordinary women of her time. On both sides of the eye are drilled tiny holes, through which a golden thread could hold the eyeball in place. Since microscopic research has shown that the eye socket showed clear imprints of the golden thread, the eyeball must have been worn during her lifetime. The woman’s skeleton has been dated to between 2900 and 2800 BCE.
So she was an extraordinarily tall woman walking around wearing an engraved golden eye patterned with rays like a tiny sun. What an awesome sight that must have been.
SOMEONE DRAW HER PLEASE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AN ANCIENT CRAFTSMAN WAS PRESENTED WITH PEOPLE LOOKING FOR HELP TO NORMALIZE THEIR DISABILITY. AND THEN SAID ‘NAH FUCK THIS WE’RE GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK BADASS.’
This kicks all kinds of ass.
Reply to this with your best peace sign
I just love all their reactions after that one photo
I have been known to give this answer to people who ask me what I want to do with my life.
I have my answer to everything for the holiday question rounds.
"I am an artist" i say as i continue to draw the same character in the same pose facing the same direction
I’m a writer, but I continue to write about the same two characters putting the same dicks into the same buttholes
"No man ever puts his dick in the same butthole twice, for it’s not the same butthole and he’s not the same man." - Heraclitus Of Ephesus
Omg dying of laughter.
all i want for christmas is you(r head between my legs)
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.
is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP
..this is real.
who names their kid bacon
I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE LEO
neither did the oscars
Reblogging because of this ^^
say what you want about journalism, i fuckin love the news
This is spidey-man, he’s not spider-man. he’s just a teenager, doing teenage things.